In Greek mythology, Aphrodite, the goddess of Love, specifically chose Hephaestus, the ugliest of all the gods, as her husband because she saw that he was a hard worker and she would be utterly loyal to him.— Terror House Magazine (@terrorhousemag) September 19, 2019
The incel’s time shall come again.
Want to smile for a minute with a happy thought? You're not living Matt Forney's life ?— EMPEROR 'KINGFISH' WHITEPILL (@CptBlackPill) September 19, 2019
What do you think?
Would the most beautiful woman on earth be interested in Matt Forney? One of the biggest losers and lolcows on the planet? Is he Hephaestus?
Matt Forney could have had a normal life. He could have found a woman and settled down with Mrs. Potato Head. Even Hotwheels is a happily married Christian. Instead, he didn’t want to find a woman on his level. He developed a massive complex and became an embittered loser.
UPDATE: We haven’t been able to confirm Matt Forney’s account that Ann Sterzinger was ever his girlfriend.
UPDATE: Ann has denied ever being Fatt Horney’s girlfriend.