I think we should kick off June with a Darky Story about Black Run America. I’m in an irreverent, lighthearted mood this evening and feel like cracking a racial joke.
On Sunday, a United Airlines Boeing 767 took off from Dulles International Airport bound for Ghana with 144 passengers. At about 10:44 PM, a passenger on the flight reclined his seat, creating an uncomfortable 365Black situation for the guy sitting immediately behind him.
Predictably, this being a Black Flight from DC to the African nation of Ghana, a fight had to break out. The offended party smacked the offender in the head and the two got into a fist fight on the plane until another passenger and a flight attendant intervened.
A pair of Air Force F-16 fighter jets were scrambled from Andrews Air Force Base into the night sky and forced the United pilot to fly around DC for 25 minutes to burn off excess fuel. The flight was cancelled and the plane returned and landed at Dulles.
The race of the suspects isn’t provided in any mainstream source. No terrorism was involved here.
Buckle your seat belts. This month we are flying the Soul Plane across the Obamanation and perhaps beyond: