George W. Bush has returned from retirement to remind us that only 4,424 and 2,440 Americans died in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan respectively. Only $700 billion was spent by Congress on TARP to bailout Wall Street. Only 2.6 million Americans lost their jobs in the Crash of 2008. The country was also relatively united after 9/11 when only 2,996 Americans died in New York City.
Note: This means I am no longer the worst president in history, right? 68,002 Americans are currently dead from COVID-19. Even W. was smart enough to grasp that COVID-19 wasn’t the flu. He wouldn’t have put his son-in-law in charge of dealing with it.