Beta O’Dork Livestreams Getting a Haircut

Ever since Beto’s vacuous campaign went into a tailspin, the Beto O’Rourke parody account has gone inactive. It hasn’t been updated in nearly half a month now. Presumably, this is because everyone has written off his chances of winning the nomination even before the debates begin.

Not to worry. Beto O’Rourke is relaunching his campaign as Beto 2.0 and the internet is mocking the cringe. Can you see Beto’s face on Mount Rushmore? Do you see a future president of the United States in this video or just another loser and historical footnote?

Note: From a Feng shui perspective, I don’t see Beta O’Dork emanating the “country leader” energy. Low Energy Beta doesn’t have the aura and presence of a future leader.

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4 Comments

  1. Beto is a spoiled Texas rich boy whose current hobby is Larping as a political candidate, and as a politician. Most of them just become lawyers, or auto dealers, and move to Dallas, if they don’t already live there. No doubt, Beto will eventually end up in Highland Park, Dallas. Richard Spencer’s home stomping grounds.

  2. Why would a hispanic vote for this white phony when they could vote for a real hispanic instead?

  3. I think Beto’s campaign song should be “Loser” by Beck. It suits his grunge aesthetic, and his fake Spanish name. “Soy un perdedor. I’m a loser, baby.”

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