Black History Month 2018: Zambia’s Afronauts

DIS NIGGA THINKS HE WUZ AN ASTRONAUT

We’ve been poking fun at Black Panther but it appears black people are taking this movie seriously. They truly believe Africans would be flying around in spaceships and living in futuristic skyscrapers were it not for colonialism. The Afronauts of Wakanda are said to have been “operating in space long before the United States or the Soviet Union ever dreamed of it.”


WAKANDAN SPACESHIPS

GET IN NIGGA. WE’RE FLYIN’ TO ZAMBIA

In 1964, a Zambian science teacher named Edward Mukuka Nkoloso, the founder of the Zambia National Academy of Science, Space Research and Astronomical Research, created the Zambian Space Program. He aimed to beat the United States and USSR in the Space Race to the moon and Mars by using an aluminum rocket and a catapult to propel a woman, two cats and a missionary into outer space. He told a reporter from the Associated Press that “some people think I’m crazy. But I’ll be laughing the day I plant Zambia’s flag on the moon.” The Zambian flag was mounted on a sawn-off broomstick.


ZAMBIA ANNOUNCES MISSION TO MARS


ZAMBIA ENTERS THE SPACE RACE

Zambia’s Afronauts didn’t make it to either the moon or Mars above Cyclops I where the plan was to convert Martians to Christianity who had been spotted by Zambian telescopes. The scheme failed because “imperialist neocolonialists” were “scared of Zambia’s space knowledge.”

ZAMBIA

No, the reason Zambia didn’t make it to the moon wasn’t due to “the legacy of slavery.” As we have already seen, the vast majority of sub-Saharan Africa was unaffected by the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade. The first White man to set foot in Zambia was the Portuguese explorer Francisco de Lacerda in 1798. The British explorer David Livingstone discovered and named Victoria Falls on the Zambezi River in 1855. Zambia was one of the many countries in the interior of sub-Saharan Africa that was uncharted and left unmolested by Europeans down to the late 19th century.

The colonization of Zambia began during the Scramble for Africa in the late 19th century. Copper was discovered in the region in 1895. It wasn’t until 1923 though that Zambia became a British colony. The commercial copper mining industry developed in Zambia in the 1920s. The Census of Northern Rhodesia shows there were only 260 White people in Zambia in 1923. They rapidly developed the Zambian copper mining industry which was responsible for 12% of global output when Zambia was granted independence in 1964. The Kariba Dam was built on the Zambezi River in the late 1950s.


KENNETH KAUNDA

In 1964, Zambia was launched as an independent country. It was dominated by Kenneth Kaunda who was Zambia’s president until 1991. Kaunda took what should have developed into a rich, prosperous country – abundant arable land and rainfall, enormous hydroelectric power potential, the world’s largest copper reserves – and wrecked it with his corruption and mismanagement. He nationalized foreign corporations and micromanaged the Zambian economy as a patronage operation.

In 2018, Zambia is rated #139 in the UN Human Development Index. This is a relatively good score for sub-Saharan Africa. The reason that Zambia has improved so much in recent years is because the price of copper has risen and the Chinese have been invited into Zambia, rehabilitated the infrastructure and have restored the copper industry which has been privatized. Zambia is effectively a Chinese colony.

In 2012, George W. Bush visited Zambia during his Africa tour. Zambia’s president Michael Sata berated George W. Bush for “abandoning” Africa. W. calmly reminded him that the United States had never been a colonial power in Africa (except for, well, Liberia). Sata’s frustration with the United States and Britain was mainly due to Zambia’s subordination to China. “We want the Chinese to leave and the old colonial rulers to return. They exploited our natural resources too, but at least they took good care of us. They built schools, taught us their language and brought us the British civilisation … at least Western capitalism has a human face; the Chinese are only out to exploit us.”

Yeah, that’s gone now though. At least Zambia’s Afronauts still have their spaceships.


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14 Comments

  1. Zambians on Mars? What planet are these people on???

    The Africans never know what they want. They wanted the Europeans out , then the Chinese in, then out, and the Europeans back in again! WTF??? Rather than the Chinese colonizing Australia, Canada and northern California where they’re not needed, I think they should all go to Africa where they could be quite beneficial to the Africans and their standard of living. It would prevent mass immigration to the West due to the better economy, and……the whites wouldn’t have to lift a finger.
    Lets officially support the Chinese in Africa.

  2. Black Africans will never colonize Mars, etc-but are doing a good job of taking a giant leap onto white nations-aided and abetted by the Joos and their Goy puppets.
    In some white nations, the traitors waffle on about ‘growth’ and a ‘strong economy’ and other crap nobody has an opinion about, whilst failing to allay our concerns on things such as the FTA or changing demographics.
    I’m hoping also that in the near future, Russia and Eastern Europe create large white ethnostates and offer asylum to persecuted whites from anywhere in the world-paying particular attention to white South Africans.
    Putin and Orban could also possibly help white South Africans by providing military equipment and logistical backup for whites who insist on staying-and officially recognizing a white ethnostate there.
    The leaders America, Australia and Western Europe no longer have our backs, and a lot of us feel very let down by their treachery.

  3. Oh man, people at work probably think I’m nuts when I bust out laughing over an article like this. Epic.

  4. When Europeans and Arabs first encountered the African they both thought that they’ve stumbled on a prehistoric specimen, a curious subhuman type. I wonder how the Chinese view the Negro men.

    • @Friedrich Braun

      “I wonder how the Chinese view the Negro men.”

      Their name for them translates as “monkey people.” They view them a talking apes.

  5. “We want the Chinese to leave and the old colonial rulers to return. They exploited our natural resources too, but at least they took good care of us. They built schools, taught us their language and brought us the British civilisation … at least Western capitalism has a human face; the Chinese are only out to exploit us.”

    Just as I said would happen. The Chinese build roads and railways to benefit their resource extraction operations, not the native wildlife.

  6. The Chinese have also loaded African countries with massive debt.
    The Africans are now perpetual debt slaves to the Chinese, in several countries.
    Are we in a similar situation ?

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