Macon, Georgia: 43 year old Roadway Inn resident Willie Edward “I’ll go to jail over some barbecue sauce!” Drake is the real victim here. In an incident no one could have possibly foreseen, Willie’s reasonable needs were not immediately met, so he was forced by the evil White man’s system to enrich this cruel establishment.
Mr. Willie Edward Drake
“There was a condiment-related commotion at a Macon Waffle House the other night.
In the wee hours of Tuesday morning, a guy sat down at the counter in the Riverside Drive diner, which lies just west of Interstate 75 near Pierce Avenue.
Perched on a stool, the man ordered something to eat.
A spicy stir ensued. …”
Willie became, “uncooperative and disorderly” which is racist police jargon for, “simply tryin ta git his sauce” when a Waffle House waitress refused to procure the BBQ sauce that her establishment didn’t have, at Mr. Drake’s humble request.
It appears there was a simple miscommunication when the racist employees accused Mr. Drake of, “screaming obscenities.” They clearly did not receive enough cultural sensitivity training at Waffle House school to understand the communication style of the negro.
Following this innocent man’s humiliation, he was immediately arrested on some weird trumped up charges and forced into the White man’s penal system…without BBQ sauce.
It is the sincere wish of this author that all negroes boycott Waffle House at once, nation-wide, by taking a knee outside of your hotel dwellings until reparations are fairly distributed to all negroes in the form of the BBQ sauce of your choosing. This is literally the only way toward true equality. In a show of solidarity, this author will refuse to consume BBQ sauce until these reparations are granted.