Houston: Heretical Charlatan Joel Osteen Shuts Church To Flood Refugees, Own Congregation Left To Drown

When I blast the sick joke that by and large is modern Christianity, I almost always have sneaky con artists like Joel Osteen in mind.

Sure you have fools like John Hagee, but at the end of the day his creed of worshiping the Killers of Christ seems to truly come from the heart, has been part of his routine for decades, and has remained consistent despite airtight arguments disproving literally every single point cited – you have to respect such fanatical consistency to some degree.

But with Osteen you see an individual who is nothing more than a WHITE JEW.

He takes the teachings of Christ, which are pretty hardcore when greed-filled materialists are involved, and warps them into something that seems far more at home in the throne room of Satan than in any house of God.

In fact, one can look at pretty-haired Joel and his ideology and observe a neat summary of almost everything that is wrong with our fallen society – all the main reasons why Whites have been brought low by the temptations of Merchant and Company.

And it seems as if the Almighty also has taken notice of this heresy – as time goes on, this nation’s most famous religious hack seems to more and more take on physical traits that make him resemble a shiny object-seeking ferret.

But whatever the case in the past, now we see beyond a shadow of a doubt that Osteen is a rotten scoundrel who cares nothing for his own people – despite the tens of millions of dollars donated year in and year out to his church organization.

Hell, he can’t even argue that the Colorfuls might loot the premises, as his congregation is overwhelmingly White, and overwhelmingly of the Boomer and Generation X persuasion (they’re not going to go very far with plasma televisions and cushioned chairs).

New York Post:

Televangelist Joel Osteen cancelled services at his Houston megachurch Sunday and has yet to reopen its doors — despite the fact that thousands of flooded-out residents are desperately seeking shelter.

The perpetually smiling pastor told followers on Twitter on Monday to lean on their faith.

“Jesus promises us peace that passes understanding,” he wrote. “That’s peace when it doesn’t make sense.”

But Osteen’s comforting words didn’t sit well with critics, who want to know why the doors to his 16,800-seat arena at his Lakewood Church near downtown Houston are closed.

“You have taken so much money away from your people to live like a king,” entertainment publicist Danny Deraney blasted. “It’s the least you could do.”

He doesn’t care – it’s just that simple.

My guess is that Joel is currently far, far away from the worst Hurricane Harvey has thrown at Houston, and in the mind of one so corrupt, the suffering of gullible peasants means little to nothing.

While the church and its arena have not suffered any flood damage yet, ministry spokesman Donald Iloff said their property is inaccessible because of surrounding waters.

Come on now, Joel.

A weird homosexual is calling you out as a liar, and there isn’t much further to fall after that.

And it makes no sense to open church doors when the city and county are already treating thousands of flood victims at the nearby George R. Brown Convention Center, according to Iloff.

“It has everything inside there – medicine, doctors, places to sleep,” Iloff said of the convention center. “It’s amazing what they’re doing there the make people comfortable.”

Right, and we’re supposed to believe that a single Convention Center is supposed to handle an influx of hundreds of thousands driven from their homes by thirty to fifty inches of rain.

Your church can hold more than twenty thousand, is one of the most well-funded in the country, and could easily be staffed by hundreds of emergency personnel (funded out of your personal wealth).

Face it, Joel.

You’re the literal scum of the Earth, and if we’re truly nearing the End of Times, I would be getting very afraid if I were you.

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  1. Osteen obviously doesn’t want his mega church to be ruined by thousands of niggers squatting in it for weeks on end, the way they ruined the Superdome in NOLA during Katrina. But that is exactly what the goofy-looking bastard deserves.

    Osteen’s wife is a piece of ass who obviously only married him for his dough, not his looks. I wonder if he is one of those cuckolds who enjoys watching his wife get tag-teamed by sweaty, muscular negroes? I think he is, praise Jay-zus!

    • Hell, just open it up to members of the Church if that’s the case.

      They’re like 95% White anyway.

      • Marcus, don’t rub it in….. that there’s so many freaking nut job members of our race. Look at that auditorium, it’s packed even better than a Trump rally.

        • One would hope, but I’m still seeing a ton inside the shelters and getting rescued.

          On a good note, I’m hearing that some Alt-Right guys (including at least one or two Stormer Book Clubs) have been doing a great job helping Whites in the area in need.

    • This story is hilarious! Perhaps there are hopes for Whites, no matter how goofy they all. I don’t want Nogs ruining my turf, either. Good for him. Osteen looks part Injun, btw.

      • LOL – I thought he may have some Kike in him somewhere (maybe that’s just the greed mutating him up a bit).

        But yeah, I just hate seeing these con artists pulling their crap – they’re the reason why Christianity is dying in the West.

  2. Trolling these guys about the retardation that is Christianity and southern nationalism is just duck in the barrel shit; although it is good for some lulz. If you’re serious about the 14 words, then get involved with the Northwest Front.

  3. North Korea launched a missile over Japan violating airspace. TV mega dome wealthy hucksters of Israel,hollies land in the world.

  4. Spahnranch is correct – thousands of Niggers and Mexicans would trash the place, steal anything not nailed down and literally leave shit in every corner and hall of the building. Joel has a business to run, like all the rest, so don’t take him seriously.

  5. Would anyone be surprised if the leadership at the various megachurches were eventually exposed as being jewish?

    • He just opened them to flood refugees after getting eviscerated left, right, and center.

      So because he’s a scumbag with the whole mockery of Christianity thing, I’d like to invite every single Black from across Texas (flood-affected or not) to swarm his megachurch for gibs.

      Everything is FREE. Again, everything is FREE.

  6. Maybe if they play some hipity hop rap videos on the jumbo trons…it’ll keep the jigs busy from trashing the place. Diversion tactic.

  7. OD on the same side as the Leftist kike bitch.

    Lesley Abravanel, one creepy Jewess media lefty, accused on her Twitter feed TV preacher Joel Osteen of not opening the doors of his mega church for Houston flood refugees. She was immediately joined by various other anti-Christian/anti-White leftists. Funny thing, the church itself was already somewhat flooded, forcing the church to post shots in defense. Jews are always on the lookout to attack White conservative Christian

    • Fair enough, but Osteen is exactly what I said he was in the article – a WHITE JEW.

      He’s not a Christian in any sense of the word – he’s a con artist who preaches things that have no relation whatsoever with what Christ said before he was murdered by the Jews.

      And there was social media footage showing that no area of his property was actually flooded – his own argument was that the area NEAR the “church” was inundated with water.

      And since he opened the doors, people have taken photos inside showing that there was no water damage anywhere on the premises aside from some flooding deep inside one of the parking decks that’s way below ground anyway.

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