I would like to offer an olive branch of peace to ISIS warlord Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and all other affiliated Moslem groups on behalf of sane-thinking White men from all over the West.
In exchange for a temporary end to hostilities, we’ll turn over Katy Perry to your harem immediately – what you do with her after the exchange means nothing to any of us.
Hopefully we can then open up a dialogue in which you will agree to repatriation of set numbers of Moslems in exchange for more of our “pop culture” figures – Lindsay Lohan doesn’t count because she has apparently already converted to Islam.
The logic behind my proposal rests in the prayer that if we do this, maybe, just maybe, we can at last be rid of untalented degenerates demanding that we open up our borders and “love” within 48 hours after devastating terrorist attacks.
Pop megastar Katy Perry made an impassioned plea for people to “co-exist” and said that “barriers” or “borders” could detract from that goal in an interview following the terrorist bombing at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, U.K. on Monday night that claimed the lives of at least 22 people and injured dozens of others.
In an interview Tuesday on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, the “Chained to the Rhythm” singer suggested that people “unite” following the tragedy, which occurred as young fans and their parents were leaving the 21,000-seat arena at around 10:35 p.m. local time.
“Whatever we say behind people’s backs, the Internet can be a little bit ruthless as far as fan bases go but I think that the greatest thing we can do is just unite and love on each other,” Perry said, adding, “No barriers, no borders, we all just need to co-exist.”
Perry, for her part, said Tuesday that “we’re just all loving on each other and we should just stay loving on each other.”
“If this gets out to anyone, I just want to say that I love all of you out there and I just know that some of our fan bases kind of go both ways. Ari’s fans are my fans, and my fans are Ari’s fans.” Perry added. “Tell everyone, ‘I love you’ today.”