Brothers and Sisters, I have something to admit to you.
I am a sinner – a horrible one at that.
It was always hard for me to admit such a drastic thing, but thanks to Almighty God, I have at last begun to turn over a new leaf on the glorious road of salvation.
It started with what sounded like a little whisper in my ear, telling me that I should think about the poor Black person and the righteous Jewish person – broken time and time again by my vicious history of trolling and racism through the written and spoken word.
But after a good long while of this whispering, the voice grew stronger, and began to urge me to make amends for my evil deeds – and I at last decided to give in and comply.
From here on out, I will dedicate my life to helping the innocent people of the world, race not mattering, in order to obtain the joys of heaven as defined by great and truthful preachers like John Hagee and Russell Moore.
Because with the Jews, I have come to understand that they are not a monolithic group, but are truly the Chosen People of God – just with some renegades that cannot be used to judge the whole like I have done for so long.
And with the Coloreds, I have come to the conclusion that they do not deserve our wrath and hate, but should instead be persuaded to join hands with us in a patriotic column of joy that could bring peace to the entire world.
And who knows?
Maybe someday my children will embrace the Blacks and/or Hispanics as friends or even family.
And what a beautiful sight that will truly be.