The Triggering of Kurt Eichenwald

This one belongs in the Hall of Fame of Twitter Trolling:

seizure

911: What’s your emergency?
Eichenwald’s wife: My husband was just assaulted by a strobe light in a tweet.
911: … uh

Note: Tucker Carlson recently destroyed Eichenwald on his show over his reporting during the election.

  • Loetzen

    I’m sensing another Michelle Fields situation here.

  • tz1

    Triggering is too light a term. Between Carlson, his twitterstream meltdown just after (which he deleted but many preserved), and now this, well, I didn’t think there would be anything to beat Glenn Beck’s Cheetos face episode but I have to admit I was wrong.

  • Kronberger1990

    This was a fun day on twitter

  • Marcus Cicero

    This is in a realm all its own. This Kike will try to be the first to have a meme-troll arrested in the United States for something non-violent.

    By his logic, people who send him flashy anime clips are criminals as well.

    LOL!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1a37eaa19cfbe20d83f3561a7698866102e94a326d60259d44f7f10e80fe64f.gif

  • RobRoySimmons

    Yes it is true you can win the internet for a day

  • 00Lew11

    Someone trolled him a while back under the name Kike Buchenwald.

    Anyway, the account Eichenwald is after, unfortunately for him, is probably registered to Abraham Lincoln with an IP out of Peru or Moldova. Or something like that.

  • Ronnie

    I doubt there is any way for him to prove he actually had a seizure.

  • Captainchaos

    I’m puzzled as to why Hunter finds it necessary to use sock puppets on his own blog. Why does he comment from time to time as “Arthur Vickstrom”?

  • 00Lew11

    Assuming it’s him (don’t know that it is), maybe he wants to make comments that are more speculative, conjectural, not as carefully reasoned or just more casual in general. HW has a reputation to protect so he has to be more careful about what he writes than the typical commenter.

  • Anton Chigurrrh

    911, what’s your emergency?
    My husband was just assaulted by a strobe light in a tweet. . . .

    Ah, the joys of living in the 21st Century.

  • TheLulzWarrior
  • Loetzen

    “Kike Buchenwald”

    Okay, now, that IS funny.

  • Are you sure it’s not the Russians?

  • Kurt Eichenwald’s performance in the Tucker Carlson interview showcases the true mental illness that hides just beneath the surface of most Leftists. You barely have to scratch them and then next thing you know the disjointed rationalization and unhinged mannerisms come bubbling up. Given a choice of having to take either a Leftist like him or a fresh illegal Mexican that just hopped over the border, I’ll take the illegal Mexican.

  • Jerry Kleinfeld

    Oy vey, I gawt a seizuh from lookink at some blinkink lights awn the computuh screen! This is like anuthuh Holowcawst! I’m goink to sue awl of you doity nazi bastids!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/48141637cff8b2029b0fe80426280b6ec8c7c83dceab4f8b983424cf41e48d54.jpg

  • BobWhitakerisokay

    We have a chance of deporting the Mexican, no chance of deporting (((Eichenwald))).

  • BobWhitakerisokay

    Jewish histrionics and grandstanding.

  • DenisetheCelt

    I’ll take neither. FYI – Jews have 4X the genetic illnesses that Humans have, due to their screwy mongrel genetics. The genetic issues usually result in madness. They produce cretins way out of proportion to other populations.

  • DenisetheCelt

    Hebes are CRAZY, and they carry the virus for schizophrenia.

  • DenisetheCelt

    Damn. I must get back on Twitter.

  • DenisetheCelt

    Oy gevelt! His grandbubby suffer in da hollow-co$t, too! She vas so verklempt by dat nesty knaazzee HITLER dat she came down vid tsuris, and broke a fingahnill on her mahteeni glass on Miami beach!

  • Fr. John+

    Isn’t the gibbet a means of deportation… From this world?

  • Fr. John+

    Unlike Hillary…

  • Billy Ray Jenkins

    I am actually trying to figure out how you would be able to file Federal Hate Crime Charges over this, Anyway if someone wanted to have a dummy Twitter account and post from Libaries and private VPNs good luck theyd ever be found

  • Billy Ray Jenkins

    The Jews are the most INBRED group of people on PLANET EARTH yet they make movies calling White Southerners inbred? LOL ROFL. Every European Jew descends from something like 4 women. The Jew suffers the highest rates of Schizophrenia, OCD, Manic Depression, Pica, has the highest rates of homosexuality, bisexuality, lesbianism, transsexualism, child molestation, and the Jewesses jump on every Alabama Black Snake that comes down the street with some Cocaine for them.

    The Jews are Human Waste.

  • Marcus Cicero

    Or another country. Remember that our Troll Army is Legion.

  • Marcus Cicero

    Read the Kike’s article on the original trolling mission months ago. He actually tried to claim that he’s a Christian….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bfc9b59d97a77b213cdbb6c44ecd497b2e77b2464f0b669cbced546ae6f6da11.jpg

  • Laz

    Don’t forget they’re slavers and pedophiles too.

  • Billy Ray Jenkins

    The Jewish implosion is coming Mr. Cicero. I feel it

  • Zzz

    If you actually listen to what Kurt is saying at the end, is he is not admitting that the CIA gave him information and prepped him with talking points for the Tucker interview?

    I’m not into conspiracy theories, but it’s also interesting that one of the main third-party candidates who tried to take votes away from Trump was a former CIA agent. Seems like the CIA has something against Trump.

    If the CIA is giving this guy information, imagine who else their giving information and talking points to. Those Russian stories about the CIA manipulating western media to push their agenda no longer seem like Alex Jones type conspiracies.

  • nyashmyash

    I’m not sure what’s funnier — the “strobe”, or Keichenwald’s 30-year-old Twitter avatar photo.

  • beijingyank

    Ari Goldstein joke is funnier than Kurt Eichenwald’s “Trump was institutionalized.”