They’re stupid enough to give us 95% of Dixie, plus their remaining energy states in Alaska, North Dakota, and Wyoming, the fiscally sound, food producing Great Plains states, and they are even willing to unburden us of the Black Undertow and the Brown Tide.
Hard to believe, I know. Where do we sign?
“And Blue America will have an easy repatriation policy for the ancestors of slaves still stuck in the former Confederate states, as well as a path to citizenship for undocumented workers and their children from both Red and Blue America who have worked hard/studied hard and put down roots. We’ll even have a 21st century version of “40 acres and a mule” with education, job training and work at a fair wage for those who need it. (But here’s a warning: good luck getting your crops picked, your kids asses wiped, and your pools cleaned without a bunch of low-paid undocumented workers.)”
We can afford to lose Atlanta. We’re going to have to rebuild The ATL in five years anyway. Wall it off and napalm it like in The Walking Dead.
Note: This is a perfect example of why everyone should be willing to at least give secession a chance.