2012 Uniontown Footwash

Alabama

OD is getting a lot of incoming traffic from black people doing Google searches to find out more about the annual Uniontown Footwash celebration in Perry County scheduled for September.

Note: The black people from all across America who are preparing to make the pilgrimage to Uniontown to get their freak on are advised to pack plenty of watermelon, bananas, grape drank, and Colt 45.

Prostitutes and drug dealers should be on the scene plying their trade as usual. You are strongly advised to bring a knife with you or conceal carry because Uniontown has a reputation for black-on-black shootings and stabbings.

We can confirm that there is a Zaxby’s, KFC, Church’s Chicken, and a McDonald’s in nearby Selma. Those coming from out-of-state will notice that black people have pretty much destroyed the whole area although if you are coming from Detroit you might not pick up on this.

Do us a favor and upload more of these black people acting black videos at Footwash on YouTube and WorldStarHipHop for the local White people can continue to crack jokes about how MLK and the Civil Rights Movement destroyed civilization in Perry County.

Enjoy your stay in Congo.

17 Comments

  1. Thanks Johnny Reb for all those fine cotton pickers you inflicted upon Amuurica. Jeebus Crise, was it worth it?

  2. Alabama will have the state renamed soon enough.

    New Kingston, West Congo, Nuevo Haiti, Northern Jamaica, Southern Rwanda, Mandelaiania, State X, Trayvonannia. Take your pick.

  3. If that video is an indication that black men like big black fat asses , why do black males date or marry skinny ass white women ?

    If there are any black males reading this comment/reply please explain?

  4. RobRoySimmons says:
    August 14, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    Thanks Johnny Reb for all those fine cotton pickers you inflicted upon Amuurica. Jeebus Crise, was it worth it?

    RR—

    Slavery happened all over the world, not just in the American South. In fact, it very clear it’s Northern Euro “slavers” who are SET UP to take the heat for the whole thing, when Spain and Portugal sure did their share. Where are the endless movies about THEM? Oh, no… now North Euros have to hear spanish daily…

    You know all that.

    Why don’t you mention the shift from Jim Crow to the Brazilification?

    Jim Crow isn’t genocide. Brazilification is.

    And

  5. next topic I take on in the forum will be smashing the idea there was no slavery in the north or that the north didn’t reap massive benefits from Southron negro slavery

    but for a short taste……

    In 1860, there was no income tax in the United States. Approximately 95 percent of all federal government revenues came from tariffs on imported goods. Land sales accounted for most of the rest.

    The Morrill Tariff raised the average dutiable ad valorem tax on imports from just under 20 percent in 1860, regulated by the low-tariff 1857 Act, to an average of over 36 percent in 1862, with dutiable rates scheduled to go to 47 percent within three years.

    Because some import items are needed by protected industries, they are often exempted or non-dutiable, so the overall average tariff in 1860 was less than 16 percent, but the Morrill Tariff increased it by 67 percent to an average overall rate of over 26 percent by 1862.

    The South accounted for more than 75 percent of U.S. export business. Over 58 percent was from cotton alone. The South was largely dependent, however, on Europe or the North for the manufactured goods needed for both agricultural production and consumers. U.S. tariff revenues already fell disproportionately on the South, accounting for over 83 percent of the total even before the Morrill Tariff. Still more galling was that nearly 80 percent of these tax revenues were expended on Northern public works and industrial subsidies, thus further enriching the North at the expense of the South.

    http://www.theashevilletribune.com/blog/2210

  6. ALL YOU RACIST WHITE WET DOG SMELLING LIKE CRACKERSS NEED TO FIND A HOBBY :)) SOME PPL HAVE ALOT OF COURAGE OVER THE WEB BUT WOULD NEVER REALLY SAY THESE THINGS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT. ONE WORD…. IGNORANT. I CAN TELL BY YOUR GRAMMAR…. SMH

  7. i am a white girl from huntsville and this was my first time ever going to the footwash and i can honestly say its off the chain there i had a blast and on top of that i made some good money going back next year

  8. StWe need to understand that ignorance is bliss.and without these dumb ass crackers I wouldn’t have made over two million selling you crackers meth for the past two years.while y’all bullshitting I love my white cracker please keep getting high and letting yor loose ass daughters blow this long dick.thank you white man for all the money you fiend ass motherfuckers pass off and give to your nigga.we cool

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