Amurrica Series: Hulk Hogan’s Real American

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1. Depends on what they mean by ‘American’.

2. Hah. That takes me back. (I always liked evil “Hollywood” Hogan better, BTW)

3. No. I ride with Forrest.

4. I do not consider myself an Amerikan. I reject the term. Like Rhett, I am a disunionist and a traitor in the great cause of liberty.

5. One Banana !

6. President Camacho.

7. The America that I claimed once as my country is dead and buried. The monstrosity that exists now isn’t worth pissing on – except for the lingering goodies. Yea, I’m hear for the goodies just like all those non-white invaders out there sucking up the goodies. Get it while it lasts you cretins – before you turn it into one big pile of crap like the sinkholes from which you came. By invaders I mean the so-called legal and otherwise. I mean, what’s in a name? A crapped on rose by any other name would smell as foul.

8. Some lyrics that never made the final cut:

   I am a real American
   Fight for the rights of every man!
   The nigger, the spic, the Jap, the Jew
   Fight for the rights of Muslims too!

   I am a real American
   Fight for the rights of every man!
   Fight for the rights of fag-gots too,
   My place of birth is quite a zoo!

   I am a real American
   Fight for the rights of every man
   I drive a car and live in a can
   I eat fast food and tacos, man!

   I am a real American
   Fight for the rights of every man!
   I am fat and tired and old
   It’s too bad my soul I sold!

9. Where did Hogan buy his Daisy Dukes?