This video about Joseph Kony and the Lord’s Resistance Army in Uganda is going viral on Facebook. It is being spread around by bleeding heart liberals who know absolutely nothing about Joseph Kony, Uganda, or Central Africa.
Child soldiers, evil warlords, slavery … wow, that’s a real breaking news story. I mean it is not like this was going on in Liberia, Sierra Leone, and the Democratic Republic of Congo for over a decade.
Joseph Kony is a rather poor imitation of the great Liberian warlords like General Butt Naked, General Peanut Butter, General Mosquito, General Mosquito Spray, and General Fuck Me Quick.
Note: 100,000 to 500,000 Ugandans died under Idi Amin Dada, The Last King of Scotland and the Conquerer of the British Empire. President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda intervened in the Congo Wars where 5.4 million have died since 1996.