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Black History Month 2012: DNA Test Results Show King Tut Wasn’t Black

Only in BRA ... were people convinced that King Tut was black

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I have been saving this one for a special occasion.

You know you are living in Black Run Amerika (BRA) … when the Sons of Confederate Veterans obsess over the existence of “Black Confederates,” or when mainstream institutions like the Smithsonian, National Geographic, and the Discovery Channel fervently deny the existence of race, but comically promote the pernicious Afrocentric myth that the Ancient Egyptians were black.

We live in a world where every institution in American society – sports teams, corporations, comic book heroes, universities, congressional districts, etc. – have been reconstructed since 1965 for the sole purpose of promoting African-Americans over other races.

History itself has been rewritten over the past 47 years. In light of this, I can’t think of a better way to kick off OD’s celebration of Black History Month 2012 than to draw attention to the DNA test results of King Tut – the black version of the Great Disappointment – which have proven once and for all that he wasn’t black.

Are you ready for 29 days of the greatest moments in black history?

Note: In BRA, the concept of intelligence is illegitimate until DWLs start claiming that conservatives are less intelligent than progressives. In much the same way, race is said to be a “social construct” until race can be invoked in some way to promote blacks.

OD Forum has also been reopened. I would like encourage more readers to start posting there to generate more content and activity. In particular, the crime stories are overwhelming this site (especially as the weather warms up) and the forum would be a better medium for keeping track of Black Undertow violence than the blog.


  • Marcus von Bergen

    Africans lived on the plains, not the jungle. And as per ugly? That’s subjective. You discredit youself.

  • Marcus von Bergen

    Yes, the black supremacists don’t have an answer for the Kushites! Or the countless depictions of them as slaves and distinctly not Egyptian. I posted such a photo above.

  • Marcus von Bergen

    Who could have imagined that: A human wanting to get with another human! LOL!

  • vlad the impaler

    you about done with your bullshit ramblings,you aint had pussy since pussy had you,gorgeous white and Asian women begging to keep your shitskin ass???give it a rest sambo.you negroes do need to keep off our women or we are gonna strike like a snake,not just 9 niggas this time.you never had wefare probably cause you were given a job set specially aside just for blacks with a fat salary.like union jobs ,govt jobs,sports jobs,tut was Egyptian just like the Egyptians of today.so quit trying to make up history,rameses wasn’t black either,he was Egyptian,the blacks were Sudanese slaves.it wasn’t until the city was abandoned that the Sudanese moved in.so save the lifes story about how smooth you glide through life,cause it aint reality .

  • vlad the impaler

    DNA tribes are full of horseshit,so youre saying you know more about this than a whole team of scientists,?and you pull this dnatribes.com bull up out your ass?talking about,lauryn hill,that buggle eyed boon?those people were egyptan,Africa wasn’t all black back then until wites started feeding your sorry asses.now look at the place,they should have let you starve,trying to say Europeans raped your monkey assed women?give it a rest talk about the black calling the kettle,pot.youre wrong.you want reparations am I right….you aint getting squat.

  • vlad the impaler

    bullshit,there were whites in china asshole,their mummies were recently found.so you READ asshole.wtf do you think greeks are?they sure as hell look white to me.and if you were to ask them they would tell you caucasion which is white,Iranians are caucasion as well.dutch nowadays on the other hand are black…lol.

  • vlad the impaler

    fuck off bitch sit your two dollar ass down before I make change,your shit talk wont convince us over a team of scientists,you negroes have always been the slaves,god cursed you ,”and ye shall be the slave of slaves”for what noah’s adopted son “ham” did to noah,he sodomised noah when he was old and weak.”the curse of ham”we have proved were superior only now the weight of your plunder and baby making is weighing us down,we walked on the moon bitch,did a nigga?and we would have colonized mars by now if we didn’t have to dish out all those foodstamps each month to feed your little rats.we are most definitely superior,and you know it because you brought it up.tut wasn’t even white asshole he was Egyptian so why harp on us wildebeast.

  • vlad the impaler

    how do you explain those mountain niggas on them nature films.???niggas in the mist or some shit like that?

  • vlad the impaler

    things liberal idiots do……invoke strange colors when talking about race…”i don’t care if you are blue with pink spots”…lol…..its a known trait.

  • vlad the impaler

    yoda wasn;t black either

  • vlad the impaler

    danger,danger ,will robinson,doctor smith ,danger ,danger .dipshit alert, dipshit alert

  • vlad the impaler

    I can say the same about black people,when I installed cable,answering the door in their underwear,house stanking one filthy mattress in the living room a garden recliner and a tv.a weeks dirty dishes and a garbage can full of old diapers.you;d have thought you fell in a shit bin.

  • sterling teall

    Dude I installed cable for AT&T and I know Exactly what your are referring to! Blacks have the filthiest houses by far!! Hispanics were not that bad but where still not as cleanly as a white persons domicile that I installed at.