District of Corruption
Poseidon has shaken the Beltway!
He was offended by the MLK statue that was unveiled on the National Mall yesterday. It was an intolerable insult to the god of the sea.
Update: In related news, Mercury has been offended by Jim Cramer and Wall Street, and has pronounced “a 15 year bear market” upon them. That’s rather mild compared to his revenge upon the merchants of Europe and Japan.
Just wait until Mars wakes up …